To Be Continued...

Thanks, Uncle Bill, for letting me drive your beautiful mustang

Thanks, Uncle Bill, for letting me drive your beautiful mustang

He’s a year old now, and still sleeps with his piggy. My precious :)

He’s a year old now, and still sleeps with his piggy. My precious :)

amenpenis:

cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

sherlock-holmeless:

nopityforacowardbitch:

nopityfor-a-coward:

It’s back

this is still fucking hilarious, you stupid woman.

Phillip’s face tho

perfect-unison:

rhrealitycheck:

feministbecky:

peroquevaina:

(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)

I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.

This is great.

this is 100 fucking percent how it should be

the-ink-monster:

Shout out to all the lucky gals that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.

“As actors, you become an expert at starting over. Every single role brings with it an ignorance and an insecurity, and so you have to approach it with the same curiosity and humility. I’m always nervous. Doesn’t matter how many times I do this. But I remind myself it’s because I care”.

damonhatesyou:

"The future is not a straight line. It is filled with many crossroads. There must be a future that we can choose for ourselves"