He needs a “Do Not Disturb” sign
When half the family’s out, it’s time to forge for food
"Stopping playing Assassin’s Creed. I want attention!"
Corned beef, potatoes, and carrots. And it’s not even St. Patrick’s Day
Very Berry Raspberry Limeade with strawberries. I think the best part is the glass
When I first walked in, I thought the Apolcoplyse was coming and no one told me. Instead, the grocery store is closing and everything is 50% off
"Go away. Just let me sleep in my chair"
My night has been made. #movienight #battleoftheyear